Welcome to the Immortal Shoppe.
The only company in the world with authentic holy products, including our world famous holy water. Try them all. We have God’s blessings, temporary immortality, healing, sanity, security and more. We even have the world’s first Immortal University.
The only company in the world with authentic holy products, including our world famous holy water. Try them all. We have God’s blessings, temporary immortality, healing, sanity, security and more. We even have the world’s first Immortal University.
Featured Products & Services
Immortal Healing
Guaranteed temporary relief from any pain or ailment by touch only. So, no drugs or contradiction to your doctors orders
price varies
Divine Counseling & Predictions
Divine Guidance for the spiritually and mentally unstable community
Considered “real life insurance,”
Courses & Degrees
Live Student Interaction & Group Discussions
6 Degree Programs Available
Get certified in sanity, telepathy, realtime God connection and more at Immortal University
See the Power of
immortal cell infused Holy Water – Thriving in Plants
Why Choose the Immortal
Shoppe?
Authentic holy products infused with real immortality
Get 24/7 divine support
Protect your family from satan, evil spirits and innocent harm
Trusted by our Happy Customer
What makes your holy water unique?
Immortal Holy Water is the world’s only real holy water. this means, no other person, group or company has authentic holy water.
How do the courses work?
Immortal U. is an online course designed to instill mental strength in people who would otherwise go crazy. for people already sane, Immortal University offers something much different. For, once sane, now you can activate certain brain functions still dormant in everybody else. Every immortal student starts off in metaphysical kindergarten with an Associate’s degree in sanity. Then, onto Bachelor, Master’s, PHD and Certified Metaphysical Practitioner
Can I get a personal consultation?
Yes, our holy consultations are $199.00 for an initial. if a client should decide to move forward with immortal healthcare. Their consultation paid fee will be deducted off of their first bill.
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