Immortal Air

The Immortal Shoppe is proud to announce Immortal Air (Registered).

Immortal Air is a canister of suspended immortal cells in carbon dioxide.

Unfortunately, air isn’t immortal until after fresh air enters Dr. Edwards’

lungs; respirates and produces immortal carbon dioxide. This product is extremely. Therefore, recommended for anyone who needs immediate

temporary immortality.

Immortal Air must be preordered. And, may take months to arrive. As Dr.

Edwards schedule remains tight with other immortal obligations. For this

reason, we recommend this product for hospitals; fire departments, other

medical facilities, schools and militaries.

Like all Immortal products; we hold the rights to withhold Immortal Air

sales from anyone who publicly denounces the God of Judah; this

includes public devil worship